after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
ok first of all what the fuck
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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