I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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