he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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