I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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