I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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