Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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