Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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