My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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