omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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