how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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