it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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