Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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