I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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