i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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