we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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