Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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