yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
