is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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