he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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