It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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