The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Randomize
