but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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