Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how can u be prego again
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
