You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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