Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Found your dick twin last night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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