Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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