you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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