If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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