So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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