Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My hand turned me down
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
operation have a gay friend backfired
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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