This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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