awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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