Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You may now shotgun with the bride
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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