SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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