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Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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