Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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