just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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