your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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