i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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