What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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