btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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