He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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