Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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