Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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