Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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