So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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