you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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