Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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