Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
