it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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