Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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