i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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