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Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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