Rock
Scissors
Fuck
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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