i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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