just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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