I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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