She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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